Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
For $50, you could get a color, two partials, two sketches, a free inked work, and two free bust sketches. That’s 8 pieces of art for $50.
Got $100? You could get three colors, three partials, two sketches, four free inked works, and four free bust sketches. That’s 16 pieces of art for $100.
We are so serious about getting DJ to college, but this offer ends TONIGHT at 12am CST
What is the meaning of life?
Who cares?! I’m doin’ whatever the fuck I want, apparently.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS
ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR
ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT THEY CAN REPOPULATE THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS WITHIN TEN YEARS
WE HAVE ALL SEEN JURASSIC PARK
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
LIKE GREAT FOR CLONING AND WOW A DINOSAUR
BUT LETS NOT MAKE JURASSIC PARK REAL OK
We’re all gonna die
UNLESS THEY’RE HERBIVORE THEN IT WOULD BE COOL OKAY
This is a hoax.
These are very simple, minimalist wallpapers I made for Starbound. They consist of the Starbound logo, and the flags for all of the available playable species. Feel free to use them, give credit if you use them for any projects.
HUVr introduces the new hoverboard to be released in December 2014 [x]
THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! REPEAT THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!
This is completely fake.
check out this rad new thing I made
so I really like random generators, right ? I’ve been making those for literally a decade now
well I made a fun page to create your own random text generators. it’s called RandomGen
go check it out seriously it’s rad
here are some generators I’ve already written :
-dungeon loot generator
-Twitch Plays Pokémon chat generator
I hope you guys can make tons of cool things with it
ANON HATE SIMULATOR 1.05 PUBLIC BETA